Job security is a pattern-matching scheme understood by me alone...
David Blatner
Gee, Greg, I really _meant_ to include your name in the Q-Tips book. But, you know how it is, deadline pressure, paper everywhere, 600 volts of cappucino...
Jeff Cheney
Brother, can you spare some disks...
Garry Fairbairn
Don’t be fooled: I’m not as smart as I look!
Phil Gaskill
I got serial number 0001! Nyah, nyah, nyah, _nyyahh_, nyah!
Jonathan Hodges
We’re screening a T-shirt: “I survived the XP8 mail-bombing!”
Benjamin Ko
I’ll try saving time when I’m not so busy!
Mark Niemann-Ross
Hey, wait! _I_ can spell...
Stephen Owades
There is no Macintosh problem that cannot be solved with a good command of PostScript.
Jeff Perry
Boy Howdy! Kids are great, aren’t they?
Jeffrey Phillips
How did I get on this list again?
Bill Pulver
I have a job, and yet I get to go home at night. I don’t get it...
Chris Ryland
First Xdata, then Xstyle, then Xtags, then Xhaustion. Xhillarating!
Shane Stanley
Got any clip art of the Spanish Inquisition...? As if this space hasn't been bloody enough!
Kathleen Tinkel
Yes, Phil, dear, but when _my_ disk comes, it will have the _good_ version on it...
Paul Tower
Hey! JR’s not the only tech who can master a spelling checker!
Brad Walrod
Hey, spell it any way you want; that Entrepreneur’s Forum is something else! I just got a GREAT deal on 50,000 left shoes!
Howard White
We have a two million dollar solution for that problem!
